The Potato Detective, no relation to Cakespy, has come across a nefarious case of rotten homegrown potato. This is the first one we've encountered, so it's not quite time to cry outbreak, but this is nonetheless disheartening. We don't know what this defection is, but we do know that we will serve no unhealthy potato, homegrown or not. We will hunt you down where you live. We will follow you to the gates-- okay, enough already. We all know who the staff of the wine wall is voting for. That's company policy.
